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The following canine breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club |
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Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel: Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists. Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors. Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes. Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly. Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, qwned by . . . oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway. Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to work. Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that's true to the end. Bull Terrier + Shitzu: Oh, never mind . . . . |
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